One of the popular YouTube videos going around over the last few years is called "Ultimate Dog Tease."
You have to see this video. It is adorable.
It reminds me of what my boss used to tell me when I worked for those people who ran the Internet. If you think important stuff is happening out on the Internet, just remember the most popular pages are the ones that have these stupid pet videos.
As so it is true.
So in honor of the fact that this Ultimate Dog Tease is still one of the most popular videos on YouTube, I have created a script for Ultimate Poet Tease. And here it is:
Voice Over: Hey, little poet!
Poet: Yeah?
Voice Over: Guess what! The creative mind behind Ultimate Dog Tease took all his inspiration and craft and all his verbal dexterity…
Poet: Yeah?
Voice Over: …and used it to take a video of his dog vocalizing and overdub it with hilarious comments that sound like they're coming out of the dogs mouth!
Poet: Really?
Voice Over: Yeah. Why do you think people like that so much?
Poet: I dunno.
Voice Over: Do you think these videos are so popular because we love our pets more than we love our deep thoughts?
Poet: Probably.
Voice Over: And you know what?
Poet: What?
Voice Over: As of today, Ultimate Dog Tease has received over 121,949,862 hits.
Poet: Aaaawwwww!
I still love the video. But don't get me started about Talking Cat Turf War or Talking Beaver on the Highway.
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