- Historical
vampires, like
Dracula, were lit snobs.
- Elton John’s lyricist Bernie Taupin started out as a poet. If you play your cards right you could become Lady Gaga’s next Bernie Taupin.
- Poems are perfectly crafted to be read:
- on public transportation where interruptions occur every seven to ten minutes
- as lullabies right before you go to sleep
- or to step-up the quality of your bathroom reading - If the pen is mightier than the sword, you could launch sarcastic limericks at bullies.
- Imagine a poetry reading with an audience full of teletubbies, MC’d by Barney.
- Haiku make great smartphone texts.
- Spells, charms, enchantments, curses, jinxes and incantations in Harry Potter are practically poems. Ask Hermione.
- Pedro will be writing political poems in college.
- This environmentally-friendly top ten list would probably be endorsed by Carrotmob if Carrotmob endorsed such things as lists.
- Poetry is good zombie food.
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