20180309_190454For Christmas I got a subscription to Birchbox, which is basically a monthly package of of beauty product samples for items you otherwise couldn't afford. I get overly excited when the box comes. I'm even charmed by the boxes themselves.

Anyway, one of the products that came this month had a poem printed on it.  It’s a limp plimper,  (don’t ask me; I just blindly use this stuff), and the packaging contains a haiku:

Sink some ships with those
Dangerously plumped up lips
Can you say luscious?

It’s a pretty rickety haiku with questionable punctuation but maintains a perfectly good syllable count.

It’s also a haiku that worries me about its possible dangers…with the actual word danger in it! So this would make it both a poem and marketing fail.